- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A panda walks into a bar, orders some bamboo shoots, and bamboo leaves, and eats them

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We've just had sex, Now you have aids too....

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A black man walked out a window of a 20 story building a detective arives at the scene it was night time and he said wheres the body.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

Q. What's the difference between a clock and an elephant? A. A clock doesn't have limbs, muscles or a respiratory system.

Why did the guy go to the store? He really doesn't want you to know every detail of his life.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the paralympics? Walking.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

Q: What happens when Lisa drops an iPad? A: She plays Desperado on the sax.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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