- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Face...tastes like chicken!

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Person 1 - Did you know there is only evidents of killer whales killing in captivity Person 2 - tell that to my uncle Pete... He's deaf

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:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

the game

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

I'm going as the joker for halloween

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

Q: What the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage

Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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a cat a dog and a penis meet up. The cat said ur lucky, when you have to pee u can go wherever you want. the dog said your lucky you can go in a litter box. the penis said your lucky u dont have to put a ballon over your head and do pushups till you throw up!!!

roses are red violets are blue ur mom just died and u will 2

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a desert island together. They eventually succumb to dehydration and heat exhaustion. They lasted five days.

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