- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

It's bright in here puts on? sunglasses Ahhh, that's better...

find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

John said: "This roller coaster makes me green." HIs mother replied: "That's because you have leprosy."

How can you outsmart Stephen Hawking? Steal the wheels of his chair and replace them with a dolphin.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

Why did the duck cross road? It didn't, it got ran over.

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause you touch yourself at night;

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 6's boss, has been sexually assaulting 6 for years at work, but 6 needs the money too bad to say anything or quit his job.

Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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