- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

two friends are hanging out, one says to the other "whats 5 plus 5" the other says, "you know i didnt finish school and i dont appriceate you making fun of me" the other boy looks away and walks off

Q. What is the difference between a bird and a fly? A. A bird can fly, but a fly can't.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

class is canceled. My professor died.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??