Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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A thief stole a calendar. Later, feeling guilty, he returned it to its owner, admitted his misconduct, and went to a local minimart to purchase his own.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

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Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Q: How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: 1, idiot.

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why did the boy scream? because he got shot.

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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Weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee weegee

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

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Yo mama is so fat she needs to wear extra large.

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A man walked into a bar....he's OK.

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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