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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Pay a reasonable sum of money.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Woof.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

Roses are red violets are blue monkeys like you belong in the zoo but don't be afraid I'll be there to that in the cage but laughing at you

what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

Swag.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was making its way home after a long day of luckless job interviews

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

I was sitting in traffic the other day. I was runover.

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What's the difference between a duck?

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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