- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you didn't know that, go back to school.

What do you say to a blind man in a sunglasses store? Nothing. Why do you feel the need to bother strangers while you needlessly shop at your local merchandise outlet?

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

Why was darren too late for school today...? She got hit by the bus

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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