- Anti Joke

What happends when two gay guys want to have kids? They can't, so they go to an orphanage and adopt one.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What screams when you poke it? A rape alarm.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!