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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

why cant the kid find any friends? he was stranded in a desert.

hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your limbs scliced off with a chainsaw and being put in a cage to get mauled by a Mutant Man-eating horse.

It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Person 1: *sneeze Person 2: bless you Person 1: I'm jewish. They never spoke again.

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

Why didn't the disabled kid cross the road? He didn't make it.

What is black and has no education A tire.

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

so if your riding down a big hill in your canoe and your bicycle falls out how many pancakes do you have left? you would have 200 pancakes left --sticksack

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

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