- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

What happens when a gay guy and a hillbilly enter at the same bar togather? a police dog nation gards and a priest had to stop the abomination.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What time is it? If I hadn't poked your eyes out, you might know.

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

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