- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What do you call a person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk? A person with an eye patch, no arms, and a mohawk.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Two straight men walk into a gay bar. They quickly realize their mistake and cross the street to the tavern where they enjoy a beer and some pretzels.

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

the teacher enters the room she sits in her chair and yells, "i am your substitute teacher. get out your books and write me a story."

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

What was little Sarah's last Words to johnny before he got hit by the bus??? Can i have your ice cream.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

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