what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

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A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

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Jesus Christ

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

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I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

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Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

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how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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Hello.

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Roses are red, violets are blue, purple is a color, I like grilled cheese

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A white person went to see Think like a Lady by Steve Harvey.

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I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

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A Catholic, a Protestant, and a Jew are stranded in the middle of the ocean on a raft. They all die of dysentery.

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What's worse than eating a baby? Eating two babies filled with maggots.

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why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Prior to this incident he was being chased by a psychopathec killer who had just murdered his family. As he was escaping on his bike, the murder's lookout who was holding a shotgun, swung the butt end of the gun, causing severe brain damage and eventually death to the escaping boy, also causing him to topple over on his bycicle.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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