Oh, no! There is a ginger jew within 2 meters of me!

Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What's the deal with airline food? Food tastes different on an airplane. The atmosphere dries out your nose, the air pressure numbs 1/3 of your taste buds, and low humidity levels give you cotton mouth. These factors cause the food to taste worse than it normally would.

I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My D**K

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

What is my name? I dont know

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

womens rights

How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

What did Hitler get his son for Christmas? An Ez-bake oven and a GI Jew

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

why do you kill people in call of duty you don't you kill computer made figures

Yo mamas so fat, when she jumps in a pool she displaces a disproportionate volume of water.

What do Tutankhamun and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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