neil likes pube toast

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Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling. All the other ducklings made fun of the ugly duckling for being so ugly, and the little duckling felt bad. "Why do I have to be such an ugly duckling?," he asked. However one day, the duckling grew up and became........well, an ugly duck. Turns out he was just an ugly duck. The end.

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a horse walks into an abandoned lighthouse , the lighthouse keeper is angered by this and ushers the horse to leave but the horse gets startled and kicks the mans bookshelf over before galloping away

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A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? I dont know lets go play on our bikes.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

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What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

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What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

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Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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