- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who wants water? I do.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Why did the chicken get taken into the kitchen? If u dont get this you need to go b ack to school

who holds the world record for longest amount of time on fire? Jim Rome

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

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