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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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What happens after you go to school? (you tell me, i'm only in 6th grade)

What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

why does andy speak when not spoken too because he wants a smack

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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