- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two gophers are in a tank One of them says how the heck do you drive this thing?

Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

You wanna hear a touching story? Once a pon a time you died. The end. (all anti jokes posted by me will be adressed with -blarg)

What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

What did Adam Sandler get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish.

Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

theres a fork in a drawer half way open and a knife in a cup on the counter. how does the knife get into the drawer, it cant knife are incapable of moving

What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road?? Because he felt like it okay!!! Just let him be!!!

How do you stop a black kid from hanging around in your back yard? Hang him in the front yard.

Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff. They all broke beyond repair.

The Qur'an

Whats black and gay? Obama

How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Why was the old man lying on the floor? He had a heart attack and died

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

If your dying how would you avoid getting eaten alive by sharks or rip to shreds by a T-Rex? Fall on a sword

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