- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What do you call a man with an eight foot steel spike wedged in his rectum? An Ambulance

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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