- Anti Joke

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What's the worst part about aids? Telling your wife and kids.

A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Because he was looking for other chickens because he has no friends and he got bullied when he was in 12th grade. He got picked on because he was sledding down his hill in his backyard and he accidentally scraped one side of his face on ice and started bleeding. The next day his classmates started calling him two face.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun! So I KILL YOU!!!!

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

Whats worse than the holocaust? Sex with helen keller.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Nero, sure you are okay?

all these jokes are horrible now

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.