- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

knock knock? who's there.......... MEEEE :D hehe

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

what is black white and red all over? A black and white movie with the first violent color leave a comment if this joke is duped.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly. But everything turned out alright, as the fly was dissolved by stomach acid.

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a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A redhead walks into a bar and goes to the restroom. She needed to pee.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

the NAACP

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

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