What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What was a hard time for people? the great depression

You know how I know you're gay? Because you came out to your close family and friends, who were all very respectful and accepting.

What do you call a black man on the moon? A miracle

Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

Why did the black man buy a gun? Because he and his family live in a dangerous neighborhood.

Predators face looks like what? Pussy.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Q: how do you test the sharpness of a knife A: stab someone MR

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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