What is funnier than 24? If you think numbers are funny then you could have a mental illness and that isn't quite funny.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did the dog chase the cat. Cause he was fking hungry

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What do you call a college student who never studies? An irresponsible person

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

why did the kid strike out in baseball he had leprosy and his arms were amputated

a woman walks into a bar, she was quickly kicked out and escorted back to the kitchen

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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