- Anti Joke

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Seriosly. too much sex again?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.