- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an Alex Gedrose walks into a bar, and orders peanut butter and jelly toast on buttermilk with extra Linda on the side.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Take wrong turns

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

eoin burgin is fat

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

Two black guys walk into a bar. One of them was white.

i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? Depends on how big the lightbulb is

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

What did the man with cancer get for his birthday? A gravestone.

like this or you will die at some point in your life

whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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