A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Albino African Americans

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, none of them did.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What is brown and sticky? A lot of things are brown and sticky

What's long and black The unemployment line

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

If Hellen Keller could meet Obama, what would she say? Nothing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

whats a parkour kid? someone who jumps off things and is a pre-teen with adhd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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