- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

Your momma's so fat: She feels uncomfortable in public due to current trends in ideal body shape and aesthetics of beauty.

Q: What's worse than biting into and apple and finding a worm? A: being severely malnourished, thus physically inept to do most simple tasks

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a terrorist.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

Your mum is so ugly that i make jokes about how ugly she is

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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