why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a Fridge.

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Dubstep = a computer with a noisy virus.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the mom say to her daughter? I love you.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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you know whats funny?! nine eleven!

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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A White, a Black, and a Hispanic man walk into a bar. They sit down and have a nice conversation, tip their bartender and then leave.

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple...... some of these jokes

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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