- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

How do you keep black people out of your backyard. A no trespassing sign.

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

Whats worse than spilling the milk? Getting raped by the easter bunny.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

What's worse than the holocaust? The Jews.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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