Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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Q.If I have four apples and billy has 4 oranges, how many pancakes will fit on the roof. A. 3 because aliens like purple hats.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

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A man walks into a bar. It leads to a fight that is enjoyable to watch.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

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Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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