- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

What do you call a 2 storied house ?

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

Knock Knock. Shut up.

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

a man offers an innocent little child some candy from his van upon arrival the child is raped and beaten suverily. -teagan doherty-

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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