- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

A bra walks into a dyslexic man.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

Knock Knock. Doors open

Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

What’s spotty, has three legs and is green all over? …well?

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Whats red and crawls up your leg? A homesick abortion.

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

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