- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your landlord your being evicted we need you out in 2 weeks.

Why wasn't the tractor moving? Because the farmer was killed in a drive-by shooting.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

What's worse than a bug in your soup? Getting shot in the stomach.

What do you call a jew without a nose? A most likely kind and interesting anti- steriotypical person

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Knock-knock Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana you glad I didn't say banana?

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

Person 1: What do you get when you cross a cow and your mom? Person 2: What? Person 1: A cow that looks like your mom

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

Why is travis so funny? Trick question, He died of cancer 3 years ago.

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

I'm rubber and you're glue, neither one of us say anything because inanimate objects can't talk.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

whats similar between a chicken and an alligator they both gobble except for they alligator

What happens when you lay a diamond in the water for two hours? It gets wet.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

Why did the Albino cross the road? He was going to the skin pigment store.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

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