- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Why was the boy sad? Because his mother and father had just disowned him.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does a squirrel get when it rains? It gets wet.

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, as speaking to himself is a sign of mental illness.

What did the homeless man buy with a dollar? Nothing. He didn't have a dollar.

What do you call an orange fruit? An Orange.

An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Why did the chicken cross the road. ... It didn't.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

A Duck walks into a bar.

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

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