- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Today, both my parents were killed in a car accient. FML.

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

How do you tell if someone likes butter? You ask them

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

An Asian with a big dick.

Why did Susan fall off the swing? -Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

How do you make a clown happy then sad? You give him pot then shoot him in the foot

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

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