- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What do you call a black guy doing community service? Someone who wanted to give back. Stop being racist.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Sixty... eight

An englishman, a german and a ginger are in a band. they play some creative music that some people may find enjoyable to listen to and would like to purchase a track.

The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

Q.Why was the man so fat A. because he had to much to eat

What's worse than Twilight? New Moon. What's worse than New Moon? Eclipse. What's worse than Eclipse? Breaking Dawn. What's worse than Breaking Dawn? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Breaking Dawn Part 2.

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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