- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

Q; what did the gangster say after he and his gang robbed a bank? A;Hey boys lets go drink some soy milk (After that his gang killed him) but the moral of the story is to not rob banks or take drugs

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

Q: what smells like cheese and tastes like cheese? A: cheese

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Whats worse them finding a worm in your apple??? finding out your adopted

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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