- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

What's brown and slimy? brown slime

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

You're a big fat monkey.

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

who is really lanky? james cornish

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

The duck didn't cross the road.

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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