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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

A man walked into a room and said to his friend, "I am about to show you something amazing." He claps twice and the lights turn on. He is using a device called The Clapper made by Joseph Enterprises, Inc. using advanced technology that was patented in 1985.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What does have stripes, give milk and can fly? A zebra, a cow and an eagle.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, and looks like a duck? Nothing. Ducks cannot speak, therefore this description negates all known living organisms.

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a speeding moped.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

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