Why couldn't the woman drive? She was dead.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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All the other dinosaurs were laughing and teasing the tyrannosaurus because of his tiny arms. They left and the T.rex was sobbing uncontrollably next to a giant fern. "What's the matter little fellow?" said Jesus. The crying dinosaur looked down and said "I That's the end of my stupid puppet show, cuz I couldn't think of anything a blubbering dinosaur would say to our Lord and saviour.

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''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

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Knock, knock. MAN: Who's there? ... MAN: Hello? Anyone out there? ... MAN: Must be the wind.

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why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

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Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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A woman gets home from bying tampons to use later in the month. She walks into the house and sees a heart box with a note from her husband of 5 years. The note reads: Roses are red - violets are blue - Fudge Is Sweet - Heres some Fudge...........She then puts the note down, eats the fudge, and has diarrhea a few hours later. The husband comes home and feels bad because he forgot that fudge upsets his wife's stomach. Later that night the wife asks her husband to have anal sex with her. The husband agrees but later regrets his action since his dick is now discolored and smells of shit..........Two days later the family dog dies. The wife and husband mourn. I like cheese

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What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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What did the genie say to the man that rubbed the magic lamp? Nothing, genies don't exist.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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