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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How many blondes does it take to put in a lightbulb? A. Cause of 7,8,9!

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

I am a mime

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

Kevin and Ramin

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, cause they are walls.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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