- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

NEVER

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

Racial equality.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "I have a gambling problem."

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Anything you like, he's blind.

What's the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? A ghost isn't a dolphin.

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

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