- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a man who sells hot dogs on the street? A Mexican

A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

roses are red, violets are are blue, I have five fingers, the middle one is for you

What does the Bill in Bill Clinton stand for? Bilious.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

So a blond, a brunette, a ninja, a pirate, a priest, a rabbi, a mathematician and an engineer all walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What, is this some kind of joke?"

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

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