Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

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Two peanuts are walking down the street. One of them was a salted Peanut

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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What happened to the child who's mother drank and took drugs while she was pregnant? Dead.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

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a black man pays his child support

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call an anti joke that's not funny? Non-existent.

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hey I just met you and this is crazy but get in my van

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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Read a Book.

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What do u call 30000 Mexicans rolling Dow a hill. Hahaha your mom

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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what happened to the man who got hit by a truck driven by Obama? he died.

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Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

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Your momma is so dumb... that when she took an IQ test she score pretty low on it.

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A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

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What Would George Washington say if he were alive to day. why are all the slaves free?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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