Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

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Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

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Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

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your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

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whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

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What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

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The sword that kills, the sword that gives life.

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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