- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

Want to hear a joke? Obama

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

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