- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Whats the difference between a bottle of coke and a black man stuck in a phone booth? one of them is comparing himself to a bottle of coke, the other is a bottle of pepsi

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

Q: What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? A: Fish don't have vocal cords that allow them to speak in a way discernable by humans, and if they did, it would just sound garbled and bubbly due to their being underwater.

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

What's worse then failing a math test? Your mom getting shot

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

A man walks off a bus. How did he get on top of it in the first place?

That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

Q: why did the black man kill the white man? A: he was clinically depressed, mentally unstable, and had a grudge against the white man that had nothing to do with his race.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

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