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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

What did the chicken say to her chicks? One day I'll explain why we do this. For now, just follow me.

Why are all the other numbers scared of 7? Beacuse 7 stabbed his mother with a steak knife.

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

What did the bird say to the other bird? Nothing because birds can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

Why couldn't the dwarf mother reach for the top shelf? Her height was at a mini-mum.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad ill be there too not in the cage but laughing at you!!

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What Do you call a black priest? Holy shit!

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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