- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue I was diagnosed as criminally insane Wanna be my friend?

A man walked into a bar. Too bad he didn't see it.The man was sent to the hospital 2 hours later when a friendly elderly lady found him badly wounded on the ground.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Two chemist walk into a bar. The Bartender ask them what they want. The first chemist says he wants H20. The second chemist laughs and says he wants H20 too. Then he dies.

A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

Urban ghettos

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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