What is the difference between 1 and 2? 2 is a higher number than 1.

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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why did the squrill leave his home an ax-man cut it down

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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women and girls can really get enjoyment out of sex. it's not really about controlling the man.

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why was the black man scared of cats ? Because a gang of cats ate his family

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whats purple and not a rapist barney, I lied about the rapist part

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

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What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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Why does Greg steal? Because he is a thief He is also scouse!

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