Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

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What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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An american family is picknicking on the bottom of the ocean. They are eating french fries, big mac's, chicken mc nuggets and drinking coca cola, some slurpies too, all purchased at the local mac donalds near lyndon blvd, in chevy chase near that weird house with the toothless lady that always smiles and then all of a sudden frowns at you, often wearing either a dark green or mint green dress. Spongebob squarepants comes drifting by dead in circular pants and little Sally, their youngest daughter asks a question, which cannot be heard because they're underwater.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

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Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

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kieran is a homosexual

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

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Wife: Does this make me look fat? Husband: Honey, your already fat.

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Justin Beiber has fame, his own bodyguards, he has performed many shows and has everyone's attention. What do you have? A penis.

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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Q: You know what's really funny? A: A good joke.

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Why was the little girl crying Someone therew a dump truck at her

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I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

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roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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