A pony goes to the doctor saying his throat hurts, the doctor sais "oh I know, your a little hoarse". The pony replies, no I'm not ass-hole I have strep throat.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What's sad about a dog and it's owner dying in a car accident? They were on their way to the vet.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

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What did the little boy with cancer get for his birthday .............. Nothing because he died before his birthday

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whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

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Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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