Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Why do women have boobs? So you've got something to look at while you talk to them. That's sexist... I'm sorry.

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A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

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Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

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Children + my basement + my finger = yes

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* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face is so ugly it belongs in a zoo, but dont be sad, i forgot the rest, so you wont feel really bad. I need a rhyme, treasure chest.

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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Anti Joke

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