A girl hands her boyfriend her phone and says it's his dad. He throws it on the ground exclaiming, "My dad's not a phone, duh!"

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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whats long and black on a black guy slavery

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got run over

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Q:what do you call someone who spends 7 hours a day playing video games? A: Someone who takes pride and joy from gaming

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Man don't you hated when birds shit all over your car! Man I'm glad cows don't fly!

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The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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