- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

Geography Teacher: What caused the earthquake of Japan? Me: Godzilla constipated too hard, and it caused an earthquake. Tsunami was the result of his poo. Geography Teacher: then how do you explain the after shocks...? Me: Godzilla shat his pants after the toilet

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

someone called someone else a frog

The Yak, a long-coated bovine found in the Himalayas, is named for its distinct call, which sounds similar to "yak-yak-yakyak".

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had Alzheimers and forgot that he lived on the other side of the street.

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