- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

Why can't hank swim? Hank is a rock.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense, Refrigerator Sex

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

Once, I went to Peru.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

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Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

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