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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

why did the black guy kill the white guy. the white guy killed his family.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

Why did the train stop? - It was surrounded by elephants

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Hi! Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Roughly 1150 pounds if a full grow male.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did Jenny fall off her bike? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Jenny

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