- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Josh Brown loved coressing his mums doodle at night.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

I'll take a Reuben, light sauce, and could you do Provolone instead of Swiss?

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Teacher- What comes after 69 Boy- Mouthwash?? Teacher- LEAVE!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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