- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's hard when you eat a vegetable? The wheelchair.

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

If you could eliminate one thing in your life, what would it be ? My ex.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

Roses are red,vilots are blue just wait till I poo and till i kiss you

Knock Knock. To get to the other side.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What do you call a Black guy who flies planes? A pilot

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being chased by a coyote that hadn't eaten in several days.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

Q: How do you find the population of Mexico? A: Take a census

A man said hello to a woman. He was italian...

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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