i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

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Q. What do mummies do when they run out of toilet paper? A. Nothing - they're dead and inanimate.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man, and an American man are all on a plane in-flight when the pilot screams over the intercom, "We are two pounds over weight! The plane is going down unless you all throw off useless things that have no value in your countries!" The Chinese man throws out a pair of chopsticks and an egg roll and says, "I have too many of those in my country." The Mexican does the same with a taco and sombrero, repeating, "I have too many of those in my country." The American looks around his items pondering what things are too common in the USA. He locks his eyes on the Mexican. The other passengers are shocked as the American throws off a hamburger and a football.

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What did the black man say to the jew and the blonde girl as they walked to the car. Shotgun.

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that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all on a deserted island with no food or water. The redhead decides to try and swim to safety, but after a few hours of swimming she becomes to tired to carry on and drowns. After knowing their friend died, the two other women decide that swimming is not a viable option for rescue, so they decide to stay on the island. A few days later a search party rescues them.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

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An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

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Why did the Cross chicken the road? Because it wasn't the way to the Lord

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what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

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some weirdo nerd was just convicted of a hit and run Just kidding. All he did was suffocate your dad with a whoopee cusion.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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Anti Joke

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