Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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Why did Lucy drop her ice-cream ? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who is there ? NOT LUCY !

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Ily bae

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A man walks into a bar and is shot in the face

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Pickles are moist.

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How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

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black chicken. kfc

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Having a self-conscious baluga hold a gun on you while you hand him all the money you have on you, then realizing balugas are creatures indigenous to aquatic regions, and then realizing you are deep under water and are probably about to die from suffocation

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Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What worse than stubbing your toe? Getting raped by a panda.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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