- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When writing haikus Sometimes, I miscount the syllables See, that line has eight.

Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

What's blck and blue and doesn't like sex? The ten year old in my car.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

Why did the squirrel cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

Tyrone is innocent! I can't wait until Kirsty gets hers!

Dick Cheney That's the joke

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari!!

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

Whats the difference between wayne rooney and shrek? Well, one, shrek is fictional. Two if he was fictional,he is green. Wayne rooney is not green. Three wayne rooney plays for a football team, surely shrek has no idea what football is. The list goes on.

Do you like fishsticks? Yes I personally think they are high in saturated fats, but to each his own Oh I thought you were asking if I was homosexual

oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What's red and bad for youur teeth? A brick.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

Why Do cats purr when you pet them? I'm actually asking a question there I don't know why.

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