Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

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What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

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How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cher. Cher who? Just Cher.

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas a pair of shoes

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

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Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

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What did the pirate order for breakfast? Pancakes.

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We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

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The WPGA tour

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What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

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Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

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What happened to the boy who ate too much? He got type 2 diabetes

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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