Roses are red Violets are blue You're a whore

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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Why doesnt Squidward wear pants? Because he likes to hang loose

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

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What do you a call a black man in a two piece suit? A respectable citizen, racial profiling is ignorant.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

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What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why was rebecca crying? Because her mum had just died in a house fire!!!

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Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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ROSE ARE BROWN VIOLETS ARE BROWN WHO SH*IT IN MY GARDEN!!!!!

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