What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Why did simran go over to maliyah and emma and andrea and alice and amanda and Every other fat ugly chicks house? Cause he cant fu*k anybody else!!!!!

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

Why was the giant centipede full? Because it just ate half a dozen purebred golden retriever puppies by hiding all day in the poopy newspapers and emerging at night to eat the defenseless baby dogs in their sleep. BUM BUM BUM KSSSH!

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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