- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Knock knock" Come in!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Guy1: Hey! Do you want to hear a potassium joke? Guy2: Sure! Guy1: K

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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