knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because Osama bin Laden is dead.

Beka has AIDS

What's better than "Friday" by Rebecca Black? Hitler's kill/death ratio

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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