- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy that got raped? He later died of depression

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

So one time there was this woman learning...

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

Your mom is so fat she weighs significantly higher then most females of her age and height.

Black people in Camden NJ.

What did the strawberry say to the elephant? Nothing. Because it's a strawberry and strawberries can't talk.

-What's sad about four black guys driving off a cliff? -They were my friends.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapeled to the chicken

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

Why do girls swim naked in lakes and oceans? so they have an excuse why their pussies smell like either tuna or cat fish.

A detective? I think more about that chip and dale thing, that was not funny, the classics are okay I suppose, but that newer thing detective-ish maybe. Uh... Do I get a clue? I have not like watched all of them.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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