- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Vladimir Putin and a snake have in common? A central nervous system, to name but one of the many biological similarities.

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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