- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

How did Billy tip the cow? He didn't, cows are animals and that would be wrong.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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