What's brown and sticky? My ass.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

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How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

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Adam Chebali is awesome

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Q: What did they call the dude who was stuck on a deserted island? A: Incontinent.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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