- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Q: why did the dad drop his baby? A: she was slippery.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Rarity: "So, what is that splendid frock of yours saying?" Maud Pie: "It doesn't talk. It's a dress."

Get up Look in the mirror

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

your mama's so fat... that's it

whats big red and eats bricks a big red brick eater

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why was Timmy crying when he got home? His family was dead in a pile with a pitchfork going through each of their bodies

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

What's harder than nailing a dead baby on a tree? My dick while doing it.

Whats 1+1? window!

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

What did the lion say on a hot day in Africa? Nothing, lions can't talk.

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