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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

A man walks into a bar, and then a second man walks into a bar. The third man ducked.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What did the black man do for his science project Which is better homemade or colonel sanders?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

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