Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

Whats a movie? A moving picture.

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

women rights

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Whats The difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash And one is a watermelon

What did the monkey say to the newlywed couple? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? were lawyers

ms caissie is secretly laughing at these...

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

how much swag could a swagchuck chuck, if a swagchuck could chuck swag?

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Brain fart

How many people does it take to drive a car? 1 person

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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