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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

What did George Washington say to Genghis Khan? Nothing they are both dead.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

You're so sweet I have diabetes

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What is worst then 9/11? What? Tiger woods

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

i dont fisish anythi

no really what are ur names?

I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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