- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because no cars were coming.

Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

What did the dinosaur say to the caveman? Nothing. Dinosaurs were wiped off the earth due to a tragic, world wide extinction about 65 million years ago while small mammals which would eventually evolve into humans survived.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

Q: What did the blind boy get for his birthday? A: He doesn't know

How can a man go 8 days without sleeping? Sleep at night.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

a person who will soon die of beeties

Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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