Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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"What time is it?" "Time to buy a watch." The homeless man inquiring about the time proceeded to cry.

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Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Yo' momma is so old she should probably go to the doctor and check her health so she can live a longer, more healthy life.

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Everybody love food when they are hungry

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

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What did the salami say to the ham? Nothing; meat can not talk

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

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Why do the man leave his tv on? He was murdered while he was watching tv

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Your momma is so black that she probably has ancestors indigenous to Africa.

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? All of them.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse does not reply as it is a horse and horses cannot speak. The bartender realises his stupid mistake and calls the farm the horse came from. The horse is taken back to the farm and fed some hay. The bartender carries on living his life and then dies of natural causes at a very old age.

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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