- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

Two guys walk into a bar. They are knocked out and rushe to hospital because the bar was metal.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

Why couldn't the color blind orphan find his apple? Because he was also blind.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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