- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The patient says, "Give me the bad news first!" Doctor replies, "You've got AIDS." "Oh, no! What could be worse than that?" asks the patient. "You've also got Alzheimer's Disease." Looking relieved the patient says, 'at least it shall be over quickly.'

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

What happened when the 16 year old told her mother she was pregnant? Her mother was extremely disappointed that her daughter did not stay faithful to an abstinent life but eventually became proud of the fact that she would soon be a grandmother.

Why did Kallum come to Getaway? Because he ran out of hats

Woody Allen once said, "I have had many romantic relationships in my life that were both complex and humorous."

how do goldfishes drown? you pull them backward water fills there lung and there die

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Why was the homosexual sad? Because his parents kicked him out, it was illegal for him to be married, and he had a difficult time being accepted by the society into which he was born.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

A chicken rode into town on a horse named Friday. He was later shot by a dyslexic Russian dinosaur.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why did I call 87 yr old Jamie McMeanBully a douche bag? Because he's sterile

How do you kill a shark blindfolded? You untie the blindfold.

What's the worst part about a plane with 500 people in it crashing? It might leave a dent in the ground.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

A Buddhist priest, and mexican drug lord, and a 12 year old girl walk into a bar. The bartender looks at the little girl and says. "Honey, you're too young to be in here." the little girl looks around and says. "Oh, My mistake." and leaves.

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