Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

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Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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When did joseph the deer learn to fly? - Never, deer can't fly

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Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

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Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

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Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

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Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

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Hi i love black men so much and i am a jewish faggot bye

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What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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What's worse than having you're leg fall asleep? Getting Polio

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,7,8

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A friend of mine said; the only vegetables that makes you cry are oignons. that was before I hit him with a watermelon

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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what d you call three arabs walking through the desert? dehydrated.

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Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

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What did the bad boy get for Christmas? Incurable cancer.

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Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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