Do you play piano? No

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Take one: "What kind of assho... Take two "What kind of awesome people with no dignit..." Take three: "What kind of awesome people with most dignified self image would use this piece of shit s... Final take What kind of awesome people with most dinified self image would use this RETARDED PIECE OF MOLTEN SHlT SITE FROM FUCKING HELL?" Moral: "Technically I do not use it, I abuse it just like I did your mom... Hey, I am your dad by the way, that gives me the right to rape you whenever I want" NeroMetal I once fisted a velociraptor to death (I do not mean punching it in the face here if you think thats something), but that's not metal... I cant for the fuck bother to find out how to spell the fucking dinosaurs name... Now that is metal...

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Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

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How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

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Yo mommas teeth are so yellow that.....I reccomend she see a dentist.

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Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

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why was the fork in the wall? Why would a fork be in a wall?

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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What hurts more than a papercut? A chainsaw between your legs.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Roses are red, violets are blue. i have Alzheimer's, cheese on toast.

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am a dog.

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Why did the white woman press charges against the black guy? Because he raped her

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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when life gives you lemons, force a hobo to eat them because lemonade is going to suck if life doesnt give you any sugar.

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Why does Snoop Dogg have an umberella? For shielding himself from the rain.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

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What's the best example of an anti-joke? This one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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