- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

Q: Why didn't the bunny eat the carrot? A: The bunny didn't have any carrots. Poor bunny.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Immigration Laws

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

You are joking right?

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

why did the zebra cross the road?

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

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