- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a black man with pantyhose on his head. A white guy in the dark with black pantyhose on his head

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

whats brown and sticky a stick

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

Two black guys walked into a bar. And they killed everybody.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered SIX offender

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