- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

knock knock come in

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. That's what she said

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family!

Good job, son.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

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