- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's round, hairy, has eight legs- but isn't a spider? A spider.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

Error 37.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Roses are red Violets are blue Peas are green Plums are purple Thieves are black

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

How do you scare a blonde? Paint yourself yellow and call yourself big bird.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Enough with the gay jokes, they all go one direction.

"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

You know whats worse than an anti-joke? Practically Anything.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

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