Whats worse than having a worm in your apple? Having one in your intestins.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

What's black and really really smelly? Martin Luther King Jr.'s grave.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Matt is a Duster!

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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