Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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Why did the duck walk on the moon? Because it was his lifelong goal

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

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Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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Ol-ive

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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I used to have an ugly,black and disabled man as a friend. However, he had a very nasty personality so we are no longer friends.

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You attend a school atop a hill in the middle of the town. A river flows east of the hill, under the bridge built for the highway that runs two miles behind the school. You mother leaves for work at 6:00 a.m., and your brother leaves at 9:00 a.m. Schools starts at 7:30 a.m., and you have to pick up a sandwich on the way, for lunch. Also, you forgot to do an assignment that's due today, and it'll take you at least thirty minutes to complete it. How do you get to school on time? You walk.

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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knock knock who's there who who who and if u sat something about an owl I'll kick u in the face u fat cike

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Q. What is the best way to suicide? A. Kill yourself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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