what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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"Wow, that was so funny i fell off my dinosaur!" Dinosaurs went extinct in the late Cretaceous period, about 65 million years ago. Commonly believed by scientists across the world to have been caused by an ancient meteor that crashed in the current day Yucatán peninsula in Mexico. Also, even if you were around during the Cretaceous period, i assure you that no dinosaur would let you climb on top of it, let alone ride it while you're not highly terrified because of the sheer danger of the experience. Now unless you are 65 million years old, I highly doubt you laughed so hard that you fell off the dinosaur that you supposedly own.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

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What did the black guy get for Christmas? (In 1938) A bruise from the Klu Klux Klan.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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Have you heard that Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street are gay? If so, than whoever told you may be mentally challenged, Bert & Ernie are both puppets which even though they resemble people with active personalities, they remain puppets and do not have a sexual oreintation.

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A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says that there are no dogs allowed, but the man says that he is blind. So the man sits down with his dog and asks for a drink. The bartender decided to check to see if he was really blind, so he says, " Hey, do you know what time it is?" The blind man replies, "7 o'clock," The bartender says, "Ha! You said you were blind! Get out of..." but was interrupted by the man, who promptly said, "No, I'm deaf," and left.

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

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roses are red violets are blue daffodils are yellow pansies are pink

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