What did David's mom give him for his birthday? Nothing he hasn't seen her in eight years.

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Why was lil' Susie screaming horrifically? Nobody knows. That's why the neighbors called the cops. -Harrison

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There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

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A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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What did the caninibol do when he duped his girlfriend He wiped

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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A Chinese man, a Mexican man and an African man walk into an American bar. None of them know any English and can not order a drink. They walk out promptly, frustrated by the difficulties of living in a strange new world where they don't speak the native language.

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Anti-jokes are funny.

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a black man walks into a shop, he buys his groceries, then leaves...

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Penis

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

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Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

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Whats worse than being out in the cold? Having cancer.

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Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

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Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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