Why didn't the blond cry at her child's funeral? She died, too. It was a terrible accident.

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What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

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A man was about to be assassinated. The assassin said "do you have any last wishes? The man said he wished that a meteor would fly down and kill the assassin. A meteor actually did come down but that was predicted years back. The meteor fell on the assassin and killed him, the man, and any living thing aboveground on Earth.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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What do you call a lesbian with a penis? Justin Bieber.

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What's brown and sticky A stick

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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There are only three kind of people: people who can count and people that can't count

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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I don't get it

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A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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i put a oie in the oven, it baked

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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