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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Where did Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

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