- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He did it for fitness.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

Who wants water? I do.

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

that wall over there ->

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Oh na na not today Oh na na maybe tommrow

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

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