- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the cannibal say after he ate the clown? I am not sure as the tragic situation occurred while the clown was hiking alone.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What's the difference between the Hulk and the Thing? One's green.

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What is the difference?

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your BANANA.

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