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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Roses are red Violets are blue These are facts that many people know

Why did the 2 black kids jump the barb-wired fence To get to the other side

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What was in the magical purple teapot? Two dying pelicans.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? You take a survey of all citizens that live in the country of Mexico, find the wealth of each individual person, and whoever has the most money is the richest person in Mexico.

What did one ginger say to the other? W are both gingers.

What does a grandmas vagina taste like? I don't know -- nor do I want to.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead, ok!

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

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