Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

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Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What did the banana say to the apple? We're fruity.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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How do you kill a blonde? Kick her off a cliff.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

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what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Jovan

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

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The bears will win the Super Bowl

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What do you get when you cross a shark and a squid Nothing thats impossible

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What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

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Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

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Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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