Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

There once was a boy walking down the street. He got shot in the head. He died.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

call me maybe.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

Q. What is the difference between an ass kisser and a brown noser? A. Depth Perception.

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

WHY DID THE MAN RUN A MILE?.BECAUSE HE WAS TRYING TO CATCH HIS NOSE AND GET A TISSUE

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

ur an fagit

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Why couldn't little Tiffany play kickball with the other kids at recess? I chopped her legs off.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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