- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

I'm tired.

What's worse than being caught in a downpour? Having your kneecaps ripped out of their sockets.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

What did one Black college student say to another? What is your major?

A jew walks into a bar. The bartender says we dont sell juice here. The jew promptly leaves, offended.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

How do you kill Lady Gaga? There is no point in trying, she is too heavily guarded.

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