- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

Knock Knock Who's There Nobody Nobody Who?

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari. I don't have a ferrari in my garage

what is the difference between oral and anal? anal makes your day and anal makes your whole weak

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q:What's similar between a squirel and a eagle? A:Both have wings, exept for the squirrel.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

What's normally shaped like a rectangle, and is so thin, it gives people cuts? Paper.

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

black chicken. kfc

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

what's the difference between your grandmother and a dead squirrel? Technically, if you burn them both, your grandmother will produce more ash, but apart from that, they are both useless pieces of carbon.

how do you kill a man? slowly saw off all their limbs and then jump up and down on the torso and let all the organs fly out

What do you call a man with no arms and legs laying at your doorstep? Matt.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

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