- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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