- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people like Black Friday? They can get fairly expensive appliances for a very reasonable price.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

A nun, a jew, and a black walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

why did the grandmother forget her grandsons name? she has Alzheimers so she is slowly forgetting all her relatives

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