- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to paint an elementary school red? 27.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!$$$$bOoBiEs

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

Q: knok knok A: Im home

Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Your mama is so white she helped pay for your education because she wants you to have the best opportunities in life.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

your mom is so stupid that she is suffering from down's syndrome, and has a shorter life expectancy than normal people.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

A man walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "What'll you have?" The man replies "Surprise me." The bartender proceeds to mix cyanide with the mans drink and loses his bartending license and goes to prison for murdering a customer.

TONIGHT WE DINE IN HELL! Cant we just dine at McDonalds? ITS THE SAME THING! Moral: Personally I love the taste of cardboard meat...

What did the kid with no arms get for his birthday? A sock puppet.

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