This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Two black men walk into a strip club. They immediately walk out because they have faithful wives at home nurturing their beautiful African children.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

^ That's not even funny ^

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why did man lay down? His dog ate his genitals.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

Why is my girlfriend pregnant? We wanted an abortion

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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