- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

wow, that guy is such a buzz-kill. worse than Buzz Killington!

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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