- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Something other than a Human Being walks into a bar. The bartender then makes a rational decision about how to handle the situation.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The driver was a loaf of bread

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

What happens when you run over a black man? It is most likely that he is killed.

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What's big and black? An ant i lied about in being big

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

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