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Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

Whats circular and black? a black circle.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Donald Trump

How many dead rats can you put in your ex-girlfriend's bed? 437.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

Q: what sport has a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench? A:the NBA

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.