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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

How do you help someone stop drowning You take your foot off the back their head.

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

what did the soup kitchen give people for christmas Meatloaf] -Fluzturnusturbusturcusterdustur

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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