Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Q:Whats 2+2? A: 4

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

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Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

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There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

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What's big, green, has 4 legs, and if it falls out of a tree will kill you? A pool table

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer.

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Two Scientologists walk into a bar. For $5,000 you can hear the rest of this joke.

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

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Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

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whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

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9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

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A chicken crossed the road. It was run over before reaching the other side. by fast asleep

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Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

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"My, what big teeth you have!" exclaimed Little Red Riding Hood. "Because I'm a wolf," explained the wolf. "And I dress in women's clothing because it makes me happier."

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what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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