What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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knock knock who's there? your destiny

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What do you get when you cross a Minotaur with a snowman? A cold mythological creature.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Hey, did you see that episode of Glee last night? It was awesome! Especially that scene where they all sang. It wasn't as good as the previous ones, but I think the show it making a comeback.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

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Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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