- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy say to his cat? Masturbate on my moms corpse.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

Fenestrade De Riguerto sat aloft his might horse Bentereuse and called for his brigadiers. At home his wife was opening a package. 2 minutes later a sound could be heard reverberating across the countryside. It was the invasion fleet from Denarus V wiping out humanity

How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb

What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

As we had been trying for some months now, I called my wife to ask her the result of her pregnancy test. A stranger answered and promptly told me she was killed in a car crash.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

knock knock Goodbye

What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

What did the little asian boy get for his birthday? To work for minimun wage making high quality shoes for greedy white people in North America who dont care about anybody but themselves.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

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