What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

hey i just met you and this is crazy but here is my gun so get in the van

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

What did the paraplegic say when he walked? Nothing, paraplegics can't walk.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Urban ghettos

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

i wonder who made this website? a human

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