- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A farmer and his son were walking to the well to fetch some water. The farmer stops, turns to his son and is mauled to death by a lion because they were in Africa.

patient: Doctor, doctor, i think i'm a lemon. Doctor: racial segregation and presidency is my middle name.

Why did Sally fall off the Empore State Building? Her mother threw a refrigerator at her. -BG

Why was six afraid of seven? The world may never know.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

Your mother is so slutty that she seduced me while I was drunk. I'm so sorry.

My captcha thing says "hulk smash" lol bahahahahahahaha, k

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

What's long and black? A long and black object.

Did you hear the one about the avalanche that crashed into the bar? It was such a tragedy.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

what looks like a banana? a penis

What did the girl say when she was getting raped? "Stop, you're hurting me."

what has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

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