- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn! What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck! What starts with S and ends with EX? Spandex!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

When you see birds flying in a V why is one side of the V always longer than the other? There are more birds on that side

Friend: Hey dude, you wanna come to my house after school and do some Meth? Other Friend: Nah I dont wanna get scabs all over my skin, disgusting teeth, and im not in the mood for dying early. Im good here.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream...?? Because he got hit by a white van

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

why did Dayrl win the wheelchair race? Because he had working legs.

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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