- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What do you call a man in a wall? Stuck.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? -because she had no arms

Hey, did you hear about the guy who got his left arm and left leg cut off? Yeah, it was pretty brutal. His right arm and right leg got cut off, too.

a one fingered leper was sitting one day on the beach playing cards. When a stranger asked to play,hide and go seak. well the oner finger leper licked his invisible finger and said "which ways the winds blowing pete. .-poot-

What's the difference between a piano and a fish? A piano is an instrument, fish is an animal

Whats worse than getting a papercut on the side of your finger? Being shotgunned in the ass

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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