A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What did Emmanuel Frimpong say to George Elokobi? you sir, are DENCH

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

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Why was the man sad? His brother died.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Hey bill

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A black man a mexican and a caucasian were walking together. The black man and the mexican walked into a bar. The caucasian ducked. Not because his race makes him smarter in anyway, but because his friends shouted out a warning to him. All three then proceeded to the nearest pub.

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A high school student finally gets the nerve to ask his long-time crush on a date. They begin dating, and eventually settle down and get married. After six months of marriage, she dies in a car crash and he spends years in therapy.

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

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What Do call a dog with an e A doge

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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