- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe? A really f*cked up hybrid.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

Women's Rights..

What happened to the Chicken who crossed the road? It made it to the other side!

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

I met her back in the 80s when she was a man.

What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do dragonflies do when they are a couple? One sits on the others head, causing the bottom dragonfly to have a loss of vision, and increases the weight on the bottom dragonfly, which increases the chance of both the dragonflies deaths.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

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