roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

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What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

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How many infants does it take to paint a house? Forty-Seven.

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this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

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Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

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If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

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Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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Why couldn't the blind man see his friend? He was behind him.

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what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

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What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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How many elbows does a Jew have? 2

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poo

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What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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