- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

I was there when Lebron James hit a home run to win the Super Bowl.

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What did the man screem before he crashed his car? i dont know, he died.

How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you call a person with cancer A hospital patient, what did you expect? Oh. Of course you expected Chewbacca.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

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