- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to one tree? nailing 1 baby to ten trees.

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Mr. Cannon dies Because he got shot as an undercover cop in south america

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

Q: What do you call a pig with wings? A: Pigs don't have wings.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

have u ever have to clean up ur own poop? me niether.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

What did the abortion clinic serve at the cafeteria? Fetus soup

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