A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy lost all his hair. Turns out he had brain cancer and died at age 30.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Roses are red Violets are purple. I just realized that nothing rhymes with "Purple".

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Hi welcome to yack in da box, can i hell you? Yes, could i have a jumbo jack? Jew wanna yumbo yack? Yes.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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