What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What did the black girl say when sho dropped her phone? Oh crap, I dropped my phone.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

autistic kids rock

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

what happened to the batsman with bad footwork? he got out what did the batsman do when he got out? he left the ground due to the nature of the ruling

Why did the other Albino cross the road? He was running away from a witch doctor who was going to brutally murder him and steal his body parts.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why does everyone hate on justin beiber cause its easy

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

Small Penis.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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