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Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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