- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Amanda Knox walks home free.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What stops a train? A missile

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What's the difference between a blonde and a microwave? If you don't know the difference you need a psychiatrist.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Flowers are colors Love me

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

knock knock? whos there? danielle danielle who? danielle the liar...hehe

Allah walked into AK Bar

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

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