- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Amanda Knox walks home free.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Why did the blonde leave the lamp on while sleeping? Because it helps to see in case you need to get up in the middle of the night. YOU THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO SAY "BECAUSE THEY'RE A LIGHT SLEEPER!" MUAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

My teacher told me to so a report on women rights.....I turned in a blank sheet! ^.^

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting a girl pregnant.

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Why was the sock sad? Impossible. Socks dont have emotions.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

An alcoholic walks into a bar.... I forgot the rest of the joke but your mother is a prostitute.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. There is an entire spectrum of the world I am not privy to.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

Or something... Volume one. What do you do if you are in the jungle and get confronted by one jaguar to your left, and one tiger at the right and got only one bullet left in your gun? You shoot the Jaguar and drive home in the tiger.

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