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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What is green and slow Grass.

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

what is fun to eat but dumb when its alive? A dumb yummy candy

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Where's my baby??

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

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