- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Skinny people fart less.

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

What was the best part of the holocaust? A: none of it, it was a terrible event in history and hopefully is never repeated

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What was the fly doing in the soup? Nothing, the guy ordered pizza.

Knock knock Who's there A girl scout A girl scout who? A girl scout trying to sell cookies to support her alcoholic parents who beat her

What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

Mother Theresa, Billy Graham, and Joseph Smith walk into a bar. Just kidding, no they didn't.

What did the boy with no parents get for Christmas from his Grampa? Nothing because his Grampa had alzheimer's disease -Flap

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

A man and a woman meet on a roof, fall in love and get married. The ceremony was rubbish but the reception was brilliant

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Why was Nathan upset Because his sister died from an undiagnosed case of tuberculosis

what is the best way to stand out from the croud? open up your butt hole and take a video for to put on dat jumbotron

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

A priest a rapist and a child molester walk into a bar. He orders a drink

2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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