What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

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why did it take the black man 1.5 hours to get out of a movie theater? he wanted to patiently wait for the movie to end.

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So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

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Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

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Why so serious? Your brother died.

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Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... so people could keep asking that question for 4000 years

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A man walked into a bar owch

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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What do you call someone who is bad at hand eye co-ordination? Dispraxic

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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What did the penis say to the vagina? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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