Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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knock knock whos there cops o shit come on they found out about pot lets go

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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What's big, white, and kills niiggers? Hurricane sandy

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Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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i had a dream last night;) it was sad because you lived but then i dreamed up a bus and made it hit you. i had a dream last night;) you died

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What do you get when you cross two things that are seemingly unrelated? A play on words.

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

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There is a asian, mexican and a blonde boy at school. Every day they each get the same food for lunch. The asian always got noodles. The mexican a taco. the blonde boy got pb and j. They decide if they get this lunch again, they will jump off a cliff. The next day they get the same lunch and jump off a cliff. At their funeral the asian mom says " if i had known, i would have made her sushi." the mexican mom says " i would have made her a burrito." The blonde's dad say "hey don't look at me, he makes his own lunch."

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Why did the skeleton not go to the party? Because without the aid of various ligaments and muscles that would be attached to the average human being's skeleton, he was not able to move himself so much as an inch.

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What's the difference between your momma and a bucket of shit? Well, for starters your mother and a bucket of shit aren't even made of the same physical structure, and secondly, your mother is sentient while a bucket is not.

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Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

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What did the little boy say to a stranger? Nothing. He is very shy, and his parents always said to never talk to strangers.

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Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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