Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

My wife is so fat that I find her unattractive.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

roses are blue violets are blue everything is blue I'm sad now

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

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Anti Joke

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