- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

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What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

What happened when the princess kissed a frog. Warts, all over her lips

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the p is silent!

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

When does the Narwhal bacon? The Narwhal bacons at mid-night.

Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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