- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

When is a Jewish persons bedtime? When the brain releases endorphins, causing drowsiness, which usually leads one to sleep.

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's black, white and red all over? A nun that fell down a flight of stairs

the sky is green no it is not

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

I'm tired of hearing Holocaust jokes, Anne Frankly I'm disappointed.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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