How did 3 fat women fit under 1 small umbrella and not get wet? It wasn't raining!

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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What's black and blue and made of poo? A drowning black guy, holding some blue poop

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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why did bob marley die because he did also he smoked weed he was naughty!

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Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

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Yo momma is so dumb, the tests came back positive for mental retardation and she has been given an expected life expectancy of 2 years.

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a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

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Q. What do you call a Widow's Husband? A. Dead...

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how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

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once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

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Wanna hear something funny? David is addicted to mw3 like the other 3 million people!

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Son come here OK daddy Daddy what are you doing DADDY NO! DADDY NO!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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