Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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No, Sarah. You know your hooks scratch the keys.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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why did the boy die? because he got shot

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A: Knock Knock (waits for an answer) oh there's no one in.

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A man walks into a bar a bartender says, 'why the long face'? the man says 'I just walked into a bar'!!!

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Has anyone else noticed that the very least popular and the most popular anti-joke on this site are both related to the Holocaust.

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Their was once a man named Bob Clemens who really wanted to have sex with an underage girl. So one day he went on an online chat site to find one. He ran into this young girl and told her all the things he wanted to do to her and she told him that she had never done anything and really wanted to try it. Bob went over to her house one day and she told him to sit down and grab some cookies while she came back. She came back and Bob gave her the roughest pounding that any human being could recieve.

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Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

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Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

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My peni s

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What did the fish say after it's head was cut off? Nothing, it was a fish.

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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What's worse than finding a hair in lasagna? An earthworm crawling into your ear and feeding on your intestines.

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A duck, a goose, a turkey and a bald eagle were all flying together. All four of them were shot and killed by drunk hunters with machine guns. The hunters were promptly arrested by police authorities for shooting their national symbol. They were found guilty, and the other three birds were cooked for their last meals.

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

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