- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the chicken say to the duck .... Nothing the chickin was Spanish and the duck was illiterate

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

What's funnier than 1 dead baby? Anything

how much fish could a chicken

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

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