What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

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Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

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What's fatter than your mum? Your mum's mum

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What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

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whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

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A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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What do you call a black man riding a bike? A hard worker, he saved up his money for weeks trying to buy a bicycle.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Light turned green, indicating that it was a safe and appropriate time to cross

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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