- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

Why was the black man fired from his job? Because the company was beginning to lose sales which then resulted in job cuts.

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

drugs sex and alchohole are yumme as AIDS

what will you do if you become a ruler of the world? Waking up, its just a dream GET REAL!

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Okay.

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Why does Larry the Cable Guy get his own T.V. show??? Why can't I have one of my own??? .......ah...forgot....I'm a minority...

What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

A penis walks into a bar..

Boy: Why is the sky blue? Man: Because it is

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

How do you get out of editable poly? You don't.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??