- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man invites his Irish friend to his house. "Would you like something to drink?" the man asks. "Just kidding, we don't have any drinks." Later, they die of dehydration.

What starts with f and ends in uck? Firetruck.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

You Scream, I Scream, The cops come, It's awkward

A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

What long black and tasty? Licorice

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

How do you kill a cripple? You bite its fucking face off

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

I wish there were a city named Sample. So that the sign can say "Urine Sample"

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

Whats blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint.

How do you know you're crazy? Consult the pink pheasent to your left

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

So a man walks into a bar, right?

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