what is the opposite of 2x +3x?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a lightbulb? Let's go play on our bikes.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

poo

Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

it was all Tagart

Donald Trump

What did the fat man do? He fell over...

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and wasting you money

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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