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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

Why was the minority crying? He had something in his eye.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

sit in the dark for about 4 or 5 hours covered in Vaseline with a huge dildo inside of your arse

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why was the homeless man begging for money? Because he needed money to buy liquer for his severe alcohol addiction that was slowly destroying his liver.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Knock knock! Go away. I'm busy masturbating, and it would be extremely awkward if you were to entire my residence at this time. Please return at a later hour.

What is similar between a dog and a cat? They are both dogs except for the cat.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Once there was a girl named Andrea

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have ADD ...

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

Why didn't the man go to work on Friday the 13th? Because he was unemployed.

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