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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What do you call somebody with no arms or legs and they are stranded in the middle of the ocean? Answer: screwed

Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the teenager crash his car? He had no arms

whats funnier than 24?????????????????????????????????????????? 25

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why was the cat black it was a black cat

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis. -Rivrawr

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

Sigh, visit me with a pack of condoms, that is so romantic... Now you tell me something, how old are you REALLY and what is your real name? Oh yeah, my first name is Tifa (I know you hate it for some reason), and I am turning 24 in 30 days.

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