what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Whats in your pants, might get caught in your zipper and you may hold it all day. your pocket.

A guy walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What has two legs and bleeds between them? The back half of a dog with a deep cut in its belly.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

rent a cops

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How does a black guy die? Unknown

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