Why did Michael Jackson name his kid blanket? Because after years of drug abuse and sexual insecurity led to him thinking unrealistically during the birth of his children.

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Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

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One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

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What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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What do you call a black man in church? Religious

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you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

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What's black an blue and doesn't like sex? The 8year old in my trunk.

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Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

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If a man dies in China, Does anybody care?

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Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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