A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why does Joel get so many numbers from girls? Because he asks for them nicely.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Eight, because there's one tickle per tentacle!

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There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama find a magical lamp. The Genie says, "I will give each of you one wish, and one wish only.." They all wished to be presidents.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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Two frogs go to the bar only to leave because frogs can't open up doors.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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