- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Disreguard Females Aquire Currency

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? Pulls out finger gun Screams BOOM!

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

Who is the greatest cook ever? Adolof Hitler

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Mary had a little lamb, But it couldn't stop her from being raped.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What does Yoko Ono say while rehearsing her song before a concert? She gives directions to the band.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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