- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

Why is the sky blue? You like men.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. ------ Knock Knock Whose there? Not Suzie

Why did the clown fall out of the tree? He got shot.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

Charles missed the stop sign. Charles can't read.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

Its linked with the process of extracting uranium isotopes, but lets change the subject, with that said, I hope you can help me with some management advice such as the one you gave me, I will of course pay you.

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

Why is the sky blue? Because it is

What do you get when you cross Dracula and a snowman. Probably a little startled from the man's Dracula costume and a little chilly because the weather is cold enough to support a snowman.

why does the man appear fat he is

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

What's the one thing America's got but the UK hasn't... School shootings

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