whats the best joke ever? womens rights

Q: why are anti-jokes tasteless? A: because they have no flavoure

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

So this guy walks into a bar, & says "I'll have a beer"........ Yup

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

Why did the black man jump off the cliff? Well , you see, this black mans name was yargle, and during his high school years, people always made nicknames for him some of which were fat yargle, yargaryar, and bottomyarg. He thought to himself that wanted revenge, So he killed the entire population of earth. Oh ya, and since he was the last human, wirhout possibility of reproduction, he went to the store and bought a can of soup

did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

Need For Speed 30025 DRIVE OVER 60000 EXTREME CARS OVER 60 BILLION REAL LIFE GRAPHICS TRACKS! WHILE LISTENING TO BULLSHIT SONGS THAT MAKE YOU CRY! NO PAUSE BUTTON! EVERY CAR MUST BE UNLOCKED BY PLAYING THE SAME TRACK (Yeah music track too) OVER AND OVER AGAIN! OVER 6000000 ONLINE GAMERS AT THE SAME TIME WORLDWIDE, EACH TRACK HAS 5000000 THOUSAND LAPS SO THE FUN NEVER ENDS! UNLOCK ALL STUFF DLC: 6000 Bucks. Moral: So I have not been here since I called myself the sociopath or something, who the fuck are these Nero`s and Neronism and all that fuck? :( They almost improved my reputation! THATS HORRIBLE!

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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