whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

Why did little polly fall off her her roof? Because she saw a ice-cream van

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the kid lose his nose? because his brother chopped it off with an axe.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

What's worse than Hitler killing six million Jews? All of the Jews. --ZeNaziGermanDoctior

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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