- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

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roses are grey violets are grey either i am a dog or i am color blind i cant tell im deaf go die in a hole

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

Why did the Mexican jump of the roof? Because he had a serious meth addiction that was destroying his family and he could not live with the awful things he did to get his fix.

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