- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

knock knock opens door WE DON'T WANT ANY!

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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