Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

How can you help Sally who is casually gets beaten by her farther every day? Just give £3 a month to the NSPCC

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

my rhyme is sicker than the holocaust

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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