Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

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What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

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Q: Whats red and bad for your teeth? A: a brick

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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Why was the young girl sad? A doctor told her that due to the fact that she was recently raped, she contracted AIDS.

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Why did the man fail to enter the CAPTCHA phrase correctly? Because he was actually a bot, and bots are typically prohibited from accessing information on most public web sites.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

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Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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What did the cat say to the hamster? Meow

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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eoin burgin is fat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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