Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

hey hey apple

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.

Roses are red, Wait. Why start this poem when you cant finish it Refrigerator

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys. The owner of a basketball team

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What did the man say while he was in surgery? Nothing, he was in surgery.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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