Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally raped and murder six's parents whilst six hid in the closet and watched.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

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I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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This man was known to beat his wife alot, To the car door to open it for her...

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How many holes can you poke in my chest, When my chest is by far the best If you believe you can stab Then then grab a knife...that you can grab Skewer my breast Which lies on the best chest And you will discover A man under your covers Yes, keep on pokin' Poke my chest with the knife you are strokin' And then swallow a chode because you are stupid.

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Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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