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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

What do you call a mexican and a African? Two people with no water.

What do you call justin bieber haveing sex with a lady? A dream

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Hey dude when is 4th of July? I don't know.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the Cookie Monster go to the Doctor? Because He had an inoperable tumor in his lower intestinal tract.

N-E Pats never cheated

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

what did timmy from southpark say after his warther melested him? TIMMY

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? Well, contrary to popular belief, it is NOT Master Pain's (Betty's) "butt". You would most likely get a bungee jumping owl.

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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