Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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A. Big feet, you know what that means B. He has to order his shoes on line because they don't carry his size in stores.

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Next Q: What's worse than a bee sting? A: Two bee stings. Q: What's worse than two bee stings? A: Three bee stings. Q: What's worse than three bee stings? A: Sexual assault.

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If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

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Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

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Why cant Sally ride her bike? Because she has ceribal pausly

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Q: What do you get when a black man dates a white lady? A: A perfectly acceptable relationship.

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What came first? The chicken or the egg? The egg, because breakfast comes before dinner.

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -It's just Linda from nextdoor. -Oh hi Linda come on in.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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