If quizzes are quizical, what are tests? Testicals

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Did you hear about the black kid that had a gun? Yeah, it's a.20 gage that his father bought him for Christmas so that he could go hunting together

What do you call a black guy who wins a race? A winner

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

A baby seal walks into a club. The man holding the club skins him and makes a lot of money.

9/11 my birthday

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

Parents who drive with children on their lap should be wrapped with a huge diapper

What's brown an sticky Shit

What do a lamp and a elephant have in common? Big ears, except for the lamp, it doesn't have ears.

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

I may have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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