Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

Neither have I, nobody knew him.

Women outside of the kitchen.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue shes for me not for u if by chance u talk my place ill grab my fist and smah your face

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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