Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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A man was shot. He died.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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a black man pays his child support

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What did the little boy say before he succumbed to cancer? Nothing. It was too painful.

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So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

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What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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Turkey Balls

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Text Klarens at 317-653-8695. Tell him crazy shit or send crazy pictures.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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