- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

What did one dead baby say to the other dead baby? Nothing, they are both dead.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Three drunk llamas wearing sombreros are walking down the street. They walk in silence, lost in their own thoughts.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Some of these jokes are funny, others are sad.

Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

What is the difference between a jew and girl scouts. Girl scouts come back from camp

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

There's my tractor.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

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