- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigorator

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What did Zeus say to Hades? Nothing. Both are mythological beings created by the Greek civilization to explain why many things in the world happened, mostly because of a lack of modern science.

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house?!?! Neither has he

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

A man goes into a bar. He leaves drunk and beats his wife to death and burns the house and kids.

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

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