Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender gives him a drink. The man walks out of the bar. He drives home and slaps his wife. Alcohol is destroying his marriage.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Why? Why not?

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

Granny porn!

Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

Q:What did the duck say to the other duck A:We are both ducks

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

Boy 1: What comes after L? Boy 2: Elephant, elbow, elk, elementary, Elliot, Elder Scrolls? Boy 1: No. Boy 2: What is the answer? Boy 1: M

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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