- Anti Joke

How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

hi penis ham telephone

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.