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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

Haha, I get it..

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

If Santa and a Blonde woman jump off a building who hits the ground 1st? They both do due to Galileo's discovery of two objects with different masses but similar densities hit the ground at the same time.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

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