What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

Chick Norris... Enough said

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What did the black man say to the white man? Hey, I like your shirt.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

swag

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

What do you call a black priest? Father, and then whatever his name happens to be.

How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Q: A woman is hit by a motorcycle. Whos fault was it the motorcyclist's or the woman's? A: It was the motorcyclist's fault. He shouldn't of been riding his mortorcycle in the kitchen while she was making my sandwich.

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

What is worse than the holocaust? DUH! A worm in MY apple!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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