- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Did you hear about the man who played the lottery? He lost.

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

guess what? bannanas

Why did the jew kill himself? Because he had no foreskin.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dementia.

What can be smooth but also rough? Endoplasmic Reticulum

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

A man begged for forgiveness, for a sin commited Jesus forgave him, Jesus loves you

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