- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

What's green and red? A frog in a blender

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Your mother is so ugly, her genes were passed down through two generations, and now your children are of a similar caliber of ugliness. I'm so sorry.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

Man walks into Malaysian Airlines "Hey, can I have the next flight to--" "This is our only policy! You pay the fare we pick the where."

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

who's specky and stinks of shit? josh moran

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