Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

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AAAnd that did not totally send a rush of sweet endorphin's up my spine, I think myself of as really really blunt, I value individualism rather than complete assimilation, I think that, if people want to hear my opinion, they ask me, and if they want to hear what they want to hear, they can ask... Pff, anybody else. I end up insulting a lot of people literally asking for it, but moments like these make it all worth it. I am also extremely superstitious, the catchphra states "Grain of salt" so I wont take your comment completely... I am just screwing around...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Wanna buy some meth.

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What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

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Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

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Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

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What's red and can sing? Elmo

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Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

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what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Your mamma used to be fat till Slim Fast came out with dick flavor!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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What's a good joke? Not this one.

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what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

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whats the difference between 69 and 6.9 theres a period in the middle

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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