Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

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What do you call someone who kills a black man? A murderer

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What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

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Knock knock Who's there Why? Why who? Why so serious?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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why did your mom die? Cuz i killed her

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what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

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roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

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Roses are red Violets are blue Chrome won't stop crashing randomly F*ck Chrome

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What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why did the communist fail his history class? Because he didn't study hard enough.

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

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Why did the blond get fired from her job at the M&M factory? Because she threw out all the M&M's with W's on them.

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Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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