Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

What did the disrespectful cow say to his parents? Mooo. I hate you both

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Three left giraffe testicles fell out of the sky and into a woman's grocery bag. "Did you know that 16 people die from dolphin rape every year? said Adolf Hitler as he began eating a horse.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What is furry, red, and flat? Road kill.

why did tom shut his bedroom door? grandma was fingering herself

Why did the astronaut drop his toolbox? Because he ran out of air.

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What did the girl say before she jumped a bridge? "Do you think I can jump off this bridge?"

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

Why do people like vacations? To get out of your family

An orphan falls off a cliff.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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