Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..

What do you get a when you cross a chocolate bar and some haribo? A disease complex characterized by persistent hyperglycemia caused by insufficient insulin production or resistance to the metabolic action of insulin. Diabetes mellitus (DM) is generally classified as insulin-dependent (IDDM, type I), non-insulin-dependent (NIDDM, type II), or secondary diabetes mellitus

Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

New mission: refuse this mission

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

Your mom is so stupid... She was unable to go to college and therefore was not able to find a good job.

Q: How did the black guy die? A: After a long battle with a terrible case of pneumonia he struggled to breath and died a slow and peaceful death... R.I.P. Dad

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Q: What's worse than a paper cut? A: 9/11

Do you play piano? No

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

How often does the lesbian vampire group meet up? Never. Lesbians don't exist.

Q. Why did the teacher trip and fall? A. Because his left foot was gnawed off by a camel, and he often finds it difficult to walk.

Why did the frog die? Because I stapled it onto a boy's face.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she had no arms... Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

Why did the Black man cross the road? To get to Pop-Eye's since KFC is too expensive nowadays. HELL-YA

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

Hold on, please hold on! I will explain, it is my name, but I don't know whats so wrong with it at all... Please give me five minutes, I need to use the bathroom, please don't go just yet, don't be mad at me, what have I done wrong now? I mean if you are gonna go to sleep or something please do not be upset with me.

Q. What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? A. An ambulance due to the fact that he has a rather serious head wound.

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