- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Timmy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

What did Ben's Graandma get him for Christmas? Nothing, she died on Thanksgiving!

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

an man of hispanic descent ran into a pole his white friends proceeded to laugh at him not because he was in pain, but because he was different

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why did the mouse cross the road? Because he had been attached to the chicken with a nail gun.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once. Seven. Seven girlfriends. All across America.

bite me

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

Why did the woman go in a elevator with Ray Rice? Because they were both going to the 25th floor and stairs would take too long.

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

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