- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I didn't get to ask. He got hit by a car.

There's my tractor.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

What's been hit millions of times? A woman married to an abusive husband.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Orange That's impossible because orange's can't talk. Oh. It's Jim, I need to borrow your lawnmower.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

hey hey apple

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

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