How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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jess always squints her eyes when making a point

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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whats fat round and mentally special? PeterPanMyHero!

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

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roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? The Postman. But I wasn't expecting a parcel. Is it for 37? No, Sorry, its for 35.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? The pizza does not scream in the oven

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What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

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Dad's writes on son's Facebook wall: "Dear Son, How are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot. Please!! TURN OFF THE COMPUTER & COME DOWN FOR DINNER!!! by darragh hamilton

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Why was the boy crying? His parents were brutally burned to death in a fiery car accident.

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A bloke walked in to a bakers shop and asked for a loaf of bread. Certainly sir, said the assistant, white or brown?...it doesn't matter, answered the man, I've left my bike outside

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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