Knock Knock! F*ck off

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

are you saying pam, or pan?

your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

A praying mantis is very graceful

how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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