- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer what did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that long.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

A Muslim man gets onto a transatlantic airliner. All the other passengers are privately nervous, but no one mentions it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Who's the fastest kid in AA

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

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