Why can't you teach drivers ed and sex ed at the same time in Iraq? The camel would get tired.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

You know what's a real drag? A club foot

What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

*Knock Knock* Who's there? "Justin Bieber" And you let him in because he's a young talented singer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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