A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

Actually it was me Josh brown

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

Matt is a Duster!

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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