Knock Knock! F*ck off

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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A man finds an antique lamp at a garage sale. He takes it home and polishes it, and a majestic genie materializes. The genie thanks the man for freeing him from excruciating slavery, shakes his hand, and returns home to his overjoyed family.

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got Alzheimer's, Who are you?

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was tired of hearing that joke

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How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

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your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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