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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

What's the difference between a Mexican and a T-Rex? Humans are vertebrates belonging to the Mammalia class, chiefly a member of the species Homo sapiens; dinosaurs are chiefly terrestrial, herbivorous or carnivorous reptiles from the extinct orders Saurischia and Ornithischia.

Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

A horse walks into a bar and asks the bartender "why the long face?" The bartender replies "this is the fourth time this week a horse walked into my bar and every time it happened i have to clean up a bunch of horse pooh!"

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

Hey dude. who died.... crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets crickets YO MAMA

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a Sociopath with a very violent history.

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

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