- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

what do you get if you cross a scotsman , who knows nothing about football and a indian? Blackburn rovers, and a good night out

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

A muslim, a priest, and a raabi walk into a bar. All three of them agree that it hurt.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Dumbledore dies.

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

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