I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

Johnny: I saw you long time ago. You were quite the school clown back in the day. Boy I remember back when I was just a whipper snapper we used play around and goof around all day. Whatdya think? Richard: Shut up, motherfuckingbitch

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

Why do Asian men love noodles? Noodles are delicious!

Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

Why did everyone die in the world? Its 2012.

A duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender serves the duck the beer. Later, the bartender wonders to himself when his life got so out of control.

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion...

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

Turkey Balls

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

Y didnt the grandma go to christmas? She died on thanksgiving

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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