How many Jews can you fit in to a car? Well depending on the car 2-8

A man was shot. He died.

An anti-joke

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

What's the difference between black guy and a bucket of shit? The bucket

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

You know what they say about guys with big feet. They have big feet.

Why do giraffes have long necks? So they can reach higher, un-eaten leaves.

Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

A jew walked into a bar Hitler said.... A jew walked out of a concentration camp

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What did the traffic light say to the car? Bye.

Yo Mama's so fat Everyone is very concerned for her Health.

What happened when the old man fell off the roof? He died....

A man walked into a bar.He woke up hours later and went home. By TheRealPaddock

Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

What is Cleopatra's favorite cookie? A: Chips Ahoy

what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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