Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

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What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Someone threw a hippo at the pilot.

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Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

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why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

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Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

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Take part of what?

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Dumb

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What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

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Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

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You are joking right?

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Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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