- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

Why cant Stevie Wonder see his friends? Because he is married.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

A jumpercable walks in the bar the bartender says ill get you something but dont start anything.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

There were three men walking across the road and it started to rain

Why doesn't Julius Caesar ever use a cell phone? Because he died in 44 BC.

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

Why was the man dress in a suit ? He had a job

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

What happened to the kids bike? It broke when he got hit by a bus

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a washing machine at him.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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