- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

Why didn't the little boy wake up today? Because he's dead

A brunette child with a blond mother is crying. Why? Because his father was just mauled by a Scandinavian dragon.

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

knock, knock "Who's there?" knock, knock "Who's there?" This went on for hours, as man 1 was deaf, and man 2 was blind.

How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously more than six because my bass meant is still dark.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

Boy: Your father must be an alien, because there’s nothing else like you on earth! Girl: whispering please don't tell anyone we are trying not to be noticed...

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

I put the STD in stud now all i need is U

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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