what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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why can't dead peaple have sex? because they're dead.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

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What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

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What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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Yo mama's so fat because her BMI is considered obese on the scale.

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What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Why did the man cry himself to sleep at night? Because the doctors gave him 3 months to live.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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If little Timmy buys 80 candy bars and eats 67, how many candy bars does he have left? Diabetes. Timmy has diabetes. So he was disowned.

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what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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