- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Q: What's worse than tripping down the stairs in front of a crowd of people? A: The bombing of Hiroshima

What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

How do you tell the difference between Lila and derrek ashmore? Oh wait they both have vaginas

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A Blonde, a Jew, a Rooster, and a Mexican walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

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