Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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Who do u talk to when everyone is ignoring you? Nobody will talk to you so what's the point?

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Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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What did the fireman say to the people in the burning house I'm going to use this water for my sprinkler rather than saving your lives. I might as well use this for something more significan, like my lawn.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

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how many people does it take to change a light bulb....... none..................its stilll bright

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Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

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What do you get when you cross isopropil alcohol,ammonia; dish detergent fluid, water, vinegar, and lemon oil? Window Cleaner.

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Why shouldn't you go to California? Because there are sharks there, obviously.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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What happened when the football player couldn't get his Coke from the vending machine? He got angry.

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What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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