Lukas: can i have a cigarette? Scott: i dont know can you? lukas: may i? Scott: NO

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What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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"You can't get past" "I'll get future" dad cri mom cri boy bang girl girl cri women's rites sholdnt exist.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? it had vaginal warts

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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I'm attracted to you like the earth is attracted to the sun. With a force that is inversely proportional to the distance squared.

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How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Why do Jew's have long noses? To dig out of the ashes.

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Whats 1+1? window!

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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A newly wed couple is at the beach and the wife asks for sunscreen and the man says he forgot it in the car. He goes to the car only to find that the car had been broken into. He goes to call his wife and they go back to the car only to find that the car had been stolen. #Turns out the thief broke the window to steal the car but saw the owner coming and hid behind a bush and upon the man going to call his wife he continued with his mission

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to prove he wasn't chicken

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Why are rich people usually fat? They're living large

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Anti Joke

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