You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

what do you call a man that is hurt? A: you call him an ambulanse

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

among liedbtt is my Captcha code

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

Maths.

why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

the firefighter says to the other firefighter: hey firefighter, are we going to fight a fire?

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

How do you get free money? Hire a black man to rob a bank.

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

What do you call a kid with leukemia and no arms? Names.

What did the zen master say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything,

What's dark, scary, and full of puppies? My van. I lied about the puppies...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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