A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

What does a fish and a truck have in common? Nothing. One is a fish & one is a truck.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

Beka has AIDS

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

red is red blue is blue derpy derp de derp

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

Yo momma so fat she saw a yellow bus full of white kids and said, "STOP THAT TWINKIE!!"

XD Jackass.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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