- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

Kony 2012 - Uganda Be Kidding Me

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

Roses are red Violets are blue My head itches I'm going to get this guy to itch it for me

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

Q: When birds fly in a "V", why is one side always longer? A: There is one extra bird on that side

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A cigarette that is or has been damp so that the nicotine was able to bleed into the paper and dye it.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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