- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and smells like paint? Grass, it doesnt smell like paint, I lied.

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

So a baby seal walks into a club.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs. Why did noone help her up? She was fat.

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Yo mama so old when I slapped her on the back her tits fell off.

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What do you call a Black White supremisist? Well you see the Black man was blind and thought he was a racists redneck. He then contracted cancer.

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