Canadians

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What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

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Why did the man read the terms of service? He had ignored them before, and was forced into a scam where a shady organization took all of his money and possessions. With no other way to provide for his family, the man began selling drugs, which led to several arrests. He has been n prison for 3 years now... His wife has left him for one of the man's close friends

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Balls

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How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

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Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face" and the horse says "my wife just died of skin cancer."

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Doesn't matter, had sex. Except for the STD's I possibly contracted.

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Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

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why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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It is true that Trump will make America great again.

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Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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3 black guys are in the back of a car. Who is driving? A taxi driver

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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