- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Where did the did the Islamic person fly the jet to? Ben Gurion International Airport located in Israel

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is white and long? A New York winter

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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