What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__

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Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

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roses are red, violets are blue, penis

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What happens when you give a fat man scissors? He cuts off the foreskin of your penis.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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Camerons hair is Curly..

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Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

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What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

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there was a black man n a white man they went into a hauted house the black man saw a penut butter slice n tryed to eat it then the ghost said dont eat the penut butter slice so the black man ran away so then the white man came and saw the penut butter slice the white man toke a bite then the ghots said i told u once i told you 2 i wipe my ass with that penut butter slice

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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