- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

How does a guy with no arms kill himself? It's called murder.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Whats worst than getting bombed by the russians? The holocaust!

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

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