- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, a car ran him over.

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Andoni was here

What noise does a Chinese roller coaster make? Chink Chink Chink Chink chink.....

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob What do you call that same kid when he's at your doorstep? Matt What do you call that same kid when he's hanging in your room? I don't know, but you should stop calling him names.

If Chuck Norris were to be hit by a train he would die

have you seen stevie wonder's harmonica? neither has he.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

Your mother is so fat that she is considered morbidly obese. In fact, she should seriously consider a weight loss diet to reduce her risk of heart disease and diabetes.

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

hey! have you seen that clown at Walmart that hides from gay people?

There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

womens rights.

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