- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

u know whats a crime? rape

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

what can jump higher than a tree? anything that can jump because everyone knows that trees cannot jump.

knock knock. Who is there? You have. You have who? Your entire family in my basement.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

What did the milk bottle say to the other milk bottle? Nothing. Bottles can't talk you silly goose.

If you pull a pin out of a grenade, is it possible to put it back? I need a quick answer for this question.

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