Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

Why did the man stop dead in his tracks? He was on top of a land mine.

Why did the person name her OC telephone? I have no idea, please let me know why.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

What happens when a monkey eats banana. It throws them up and gets some blueberry pie.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

YOU KNOW WHO ELSE LOVED AND NURTURED ME THROUGH MY CHILDHOOD YEARS? MY MOM.

why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Q:What happens when you mix Justin Bieber with a women? A: Well, since is a very highly impossible circumstance, I have no need to give a name for this.

What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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