- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

Why can't black people swim? Many of them can. It's racist to assume that.

What do you get when you cross a hamster with a zebra? A genetic abomination that you should put out of it's misery.

What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

Why did the man eat the turnip greens? Because he was morbidly obese, and needed to maintain a proper diet.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

A man walks into a shop and picks up some items for his party. He walks out of the shop without paying for the items. The police are promptly called and the man receives a 4 year sentence in prison for shoplifting.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

A man walks in to a bar, and the Bartender says "Why the long face?" The man replies "My wife is dying of Terminal Cancer".

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

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