- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Why did The Chicken cross The Road? The Chicken was a new drug dealer to town and he did a deal with The Road , the town's existing drug dealer (they used these nicknames to hide their identities), but then back stabbed him to try and take the whole area for himself. Money and Power, as always.

if i get 1,000 likes ill kill your hole family

I dont have a girlfriend

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

Q: how do you stop a baby's crying keeping you up at night A: pull out it's wind pipe

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q: Holy do you get a nun pregnant? A: You have sexual intercourse with her, and have an orgasm inside her body. Also, in vitro fertilization is a viable, albeit expensive, alternative for couples who have difficulty conceiving by standard intercourse.

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. She didn't. She's still in the kitchen because I beat her if she's not cooking or cleaning.

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "what is this, some kind of joke?!"

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

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