- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a vagina

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why did Justin Beiber cut his hair It had grown to long

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

who is smarter than a human? a nerd

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Why was the black man picking cotton? Because he was in an area where slavery is a socially and morally accepted practice.

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

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