- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Goodbye

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

a dyslexic man walked his god.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What happened to the man that walked into the bar... He walked into the bar

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

So i know this guy... yes? thats it.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

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