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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What is 33 + 1? Penis

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q: Why do Mexicans love rice and beans? A: Because it's fairly easy to grow in places with relatively low rainful and high temperatures like that in which they live in.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

How do you know if an elephant has been in your fridge? If it is laying in pieces around the crumbled wreckage of your house. [L]

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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