why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

There were two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Does it feel hot in here?". The other muffin says back, "Holy crap! It's a talking muffin!".

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

What happend to the girl who went to school dreased ugly She took the other students advice and whent home and killed her self

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

One day there was 2 black guys in hoodys with knives in there hand. They tapped me on the shoulder and took my groceries. They then made me a jam sandwich and went on there way

How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

A russian gives away vodka.

Q: How do Hellen Keller's parents punish her? A: They give her a timeout

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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