kennah campion when she talks

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

xCh3wyy is the biggest fail in the entire universe. If you head to www.youtube.com/xxch3wyyxx You will see how much he fails. Please dislike his horrible video and tell him to suck a prick.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

knock knock Goodbye

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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