What's worse than walking into your parents room while their have sex? Getting no-scoped by zzirgrizz

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Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

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What happened to the child drowning in a pool? He was saved by the well-trained lifeguard.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

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snowglobe

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Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzwa.

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5 blondes walk into a bar They all leave very intoxicated and die in a car accident shortly after.

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Yesterday, I was assasinated.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

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Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What didn't the artist buy at Best Buy? A Ziploc Bag full of AIDs infested zebra pubes.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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