- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

A muslim, a jew, and a black man jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? They all hit the ground at the same time because gravity pulls all objects at the same rate regardless of their mass.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's the difference between an orange? A bicycle because a vest doesn't have any sleeves.

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

Roses are Red Violets are blue Shut up I'm watching Re-runs of FRIENDS.

A lost young boy walks into a bar to ask for a map. The Bartender takes him into a room and rapes him.

Knock Knock Come in

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

How do you make a man cry? you torture him

What does a frog in a blender sound like? WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

Guess what sucks! A Vaccume. Guess what blows! A Sucky Vaccume.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

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