- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man like a chimp? Because they are 96% genetically identical.

What's black white and red all over? Steegers.

Knock Knock Who's there? 20 20 Who? 24

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

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what's purple and plastic purple plastic

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

go F*** yourself

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Yesterday I saw a blind man walking down the street, I asked if he needed help and he said "I'm fine thanks." Later on I saw a deaf man walking down the street and asked if he needed help. He didn't hear me, he then fell off the curb and was hit by a car.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

How many gun shots does it take to kill you? 1..2... 3...4... Samantha reapeatedly kept shooting her enemy until she noticed that her enemy was Chuck Norris. So how many gunshots does it take to kill Chuck Norris? The world may never know.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

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