"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

Why did the jew ask for $10 back after he lent a boy $2? Because of inflation

what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

Women are only good for seventy-one things: Love A proper home to come home to everyday 69

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

What do you call a car with no wheels? Trash

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

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How do you kill batman? you stab him through the heart

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road? To End His Suffering On The Farm. Suicidal Mission.... Complete

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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