What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

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Knock knock. who's there? Banana. Banana Who? Knock KNOCK!!! WHO IS THERE!!! BANANA!!!! BANANA WHOOOOO!!! Banana Johnson....... I'M YOUR NEIGHBOR!!!!

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. At what point would a chicken consciously know it was crossing a road.

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Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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Why does it get hot after a basketball game? Because of the crowd all breathing out carbon dioxide and the high level of activity generating excess body heat.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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Why did the dinosaur cross the road? Because chickens hadn't evolved yet.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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batman farted so hes retarded

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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