A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

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Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

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Why do zebras have stripes? I don't know.

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why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

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How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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