A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

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Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

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You're a big fat monkey.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

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Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

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'How do you make a plumber cry? Buy him a belt for Christmas.

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I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

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What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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