Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

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read this sentence again.

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Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

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Im black and want attention. I also love fried chicken and love Africa call for a good, African-American time..... Im black 4025406623

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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YOOO MOMMA LIKE A BIG MAC FAT JUICE AND ONLY WORTH A BUCK!!!!

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Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

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How about that airline food?

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An American, a Mexican and a Cuban are in a car. For they are heading to the store to buy groceries and then come home to make dinner.

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

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Whats the difference between a black bird and a white bird? Their colour

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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Why does Michael J. Fox have a good handshake? He has a firm grip

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Q: When there's something strange In your neighbourhood, Who you gonna call? A: The Local Authorities!

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

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