Your momma is so hot your dad married her. She then slept around with other men. Your dad found out and now they're divorced.

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have 5 Fingers The Middle One's For You!! :D

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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There is no I in team... But there is a u in suck. There is no I in team, but there is in awesome

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why didn't bob die? because he liked his hair just the way it was.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, what do think I am? An umbrella? Why would you even think FOR A MOMENT that it's OK to just ASK me random stuff? Do you have ANY IDEA who I am?! I'm your worst nightmare, and if you ever ask me ANYTHING without permission again, or so help me I will drown the nearest pet goldfish. P.S. His cat died.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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What's worse than finding an apple in your apple Finding a black guy in your school

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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Have you seen Jennifer Aniston's newborn baby? Neither has she.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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