My friends all use twitter but i dont know how to use it, so i said i will carry a megaphone around saying what i am doing at random times. Like yesterday i was in the library so i said into my megaphone "i am in the library" Yay i got 3 new followers, 2 of them were cops. Jokes From Blox Computers Corporation [Thailand] Bellow Joke In Thai: ?????? Twitter ???????????????? ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ???????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? "i am ??????????" ??????????????? 3, 2 ????????????????????

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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H2O corndogs running around naked CC

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How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

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In order to find a woman, you need time and money. Woman=Time&Money The longer you spend at work, the more money you get. Time=Money Money is the root of most problems in the world today. Money=Problems Therefore Women=Problems

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

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Mexicans don't use lightbulbs because they can't afford them.

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You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

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"knock knock" "who's there" *no answer* Opens door to find dead wife lying on doorstep with 'lol' stamped on forehead

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there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

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Guy 1: (to guy 2) Close your eyes, stand on one leg, spin around, and yell "I have never eaten a cucumber!". Guy 2: No. Guy 1: Ok.

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

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What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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