- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man jump off the cliff? Because he suffered from chronic depression as a result of frequent drug abuse.

Knock knock, ... Little Timmy bursts into tears, Because his parents don't love him.

What's most weird about necrophilia? They copulate with dead bodies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

A guy, arriving at the pearly gates of Heaven, asks St. Peter "Why did I die? Why me." St. Peter replies: "You died the same way everyone does. Lack of oxygen to the brain."

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

a boy jumps off a building why? because he's afraid of heights

Why did the sloth cross the road? To slaughter your entire family.

Know what's worst than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Obama

whats worse than finding ten dead babies in one recycling bin finding ten dead babies in one trashcan ---sticksack

there are two wales chilling at a bar one looks at the other and does a wale call for 2 minutes and the other looks back and say "dude your drunk we gotta go!"

Dear Anti Jokes> A black guy walks into a bar...He says hey u Idiot Gimme that Root Beer.. Tony Fast says IDIOT U GET OUTA HERE RIGHT NOW!Black women gets a gun and shoots his son... Tony Fast says im callin the cops on u then they kill alll. And they got hit by a bus. By TobyTurner

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