But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

I think everybody should have a penis.

what came first the chicken or the chips

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

What Did Gretel say to Hansel? Stop having sex with Ariana Grande!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

a black guy walks into a store and is caught stealing things the police are called they get there and hes calmly escorted to the police car

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

BIG MAC'S

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Free

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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