- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 10 black people swimming down a current? A happy family

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

Why did Rainey fall off the swing? She had no hair.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

Whats 1+1? window!

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

What's a bench painted red white and blue all over? An American BENCH.

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How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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