- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the hillbilly fix his PC? He brought it to Wal-Mart and got a diagnostics from an expert then installed anti virus software.

Why didn't the boy eat his vegetables? he was dead

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

What do you call a cat with 1 eye, 4 legs, and its tongue out? Road kill.

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

What's long hard and full of seamen? A boat, or possibly a submarine.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics ? Not being disabled

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

Mike lost his arms in a car accident. Knock knock Who's there? Not Mike.

Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

Why didn't little jimmy take out the trash? He is a rock

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What do you say when you see a black guy? Hello,how are you today?

What do you call a fridge painted red and brown? A fridge.

Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

What do you get when you cross a baby and a chainsaw? Life imprisonment.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? Nothing... he looked him up and down and spat at him instead.

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