- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What did Helen Keller say when she was hit by a bus? . : ; : . : . :

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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