Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

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Why did Steve Jobs die? Because he had cancer

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

What do you call a black man with a peg leg? Disabled

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

a blonde does something stupid. she dies. its funny.

How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A rabbi and a priest walk into a bar. The rabbi says "ow my head"

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

jeanna:fu** jack:did u just say fu** jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What do you call a Muslim on the moon? An astronaut

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

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