- Anti Joke

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

A black man walks out of a store. He was carrying a receipt.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? Because he is no longer alive.

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

A good way to remember which one is Beavis and which one is Butthead is to remember the acronym "Baby Blues." B in baby stands for Beavis, and b in blues stands for Butthead. You're welcome.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

What did the mom tell her son who she caught masticating loudly? "Do it with your mouth closed!"

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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