- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How can you make a little boy tell the truth? Threaten to murder his family.

What is black white and red all over? A zebra which a lion did not finish eating.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

what did the man say to the other man? hey

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

how do you save a car from falling out of an airplane? I don't know.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What do Jerry Sandusky and Michael Jackson have in common? They both had sex with little boys.

What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why did the black guy punch the white guy? They were both professional boxers.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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