Roses are red, violets are blue. This is a poem about flowers.

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-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

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What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the koala.

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Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

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Bill: Wanna know the difference between knowledge and wisdom? Joe: Sure Bill: Knowledge is knowing that an apple is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

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Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

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Why are they the "living" daylights?

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

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What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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