how many scrubbers does it take to change a light bulb ? 2 , 1 to change it , and 1 to make it smell piss

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

i asked my friend about the holocaust... umm it turns out hes a jew yaaa sorry then i screamed califona fire asin tits then ran

Four blondes began their road trip from NYC to Europe and promptly drowned.

A middle aged woman walks into a bar. Its Friday and there is a breeze in the air. She leaves shortly thereafter.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Roses are crimson. Violets are purple. I don't understand why this poem is so popular.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

What did the T-Rex say to the chicken? Nothing. First of all because the Tyrannousaurus Rex has been extinct for over 65 million years and secondly because Tyrannousaurus Rex's and chickens are both animals of lower intelligence so they cannot talk to one another.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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