- Anti Joke

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

whats the difference between a baby and an onion? no one cries when u chop up a baby.

What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Did you hear about Osama Bin Laden? He's dead.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

What is small, red all over and gets shorter by the second? A baby cutting its hair with a potato peeler

Q: Do you know what's the no.1 cause of pedophellia? A: Sexy kids

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

A man walks into a bar. And has a beer.