- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and gives a heavy sigh. The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" The guy says, "Nothing."

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse stares eats an apple and trots out... Horses can't speak therefore do not understand the question and cannot reply

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

Why did Tommy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Tommy.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

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